Brrng brrng 

Sitting at my desk writing a more believable resume …..bringg bringgg  hello ……hello is that you mr oconnell? it is danielle  from vospers  your car is ready for collection  ….thankyou indeed …mr oconnell i thought i should mention  greg our technician discovered during the repair …your brake fluid changed colour  and both rear tyres have gone missing …and your rear view mirror looks as if someone tried to pull it off …a pause…unsuccessfully …would you like greg to make good  his discoveries ..mr oconnell …for an extra 375 plus vat …thank you danielle ..if you can assure greg he has done more than i had originally expected  and i will use some WD40  on the missing tyres … you do realise you cant drive the car in this state! …listen danielle ..if i get my hands on greg he wont be in a fit state to FIX anyone elses car …thankyou ..you have been most helpful ……….

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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