Mustnt Crumble

MUSTNT CRUMBLE….Three very bold young apples had been sent to bed early as a result of pushing things a bit to far…mater and pater were at their wits end, so it was straight to bed, no custard! …usually when this happened the juvenile pommes took the opportunity to interrogate the esoteric interpretations of a group of rogue italian monks from the 12th century who were obsessed with psalm 137 most particularily the notion of the Devastator…not tonight however the topic was gender assignment …pip the youngest posed the following conundrum ” How would you feel if ? Mother was father and father was mother , a sort mum dad and a kind of dad mum ? I mean dad would be dad just we would call him mum !  and vice a versa  a mater pater and pater mater ? ..Pip was a curious little apple and his siblings enjoyed these discourses ….Father and Mother  could here them chattering but thought it was just the usual apple talk  ..The conclusion of the conversation was if it made a difference at all  in fact they all agreed to start calling their parents  dad mum and mum dad from there on in ….


About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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