Philadelphia cream cheese

Philadelphia cream cheese  !!!!! The barracking voice of my granny during her Sunday visits….this exotic cheese spread was an unknown substance in our suburban household ….Ryvita was to be displayed only , never to used as part of a calorifically controlled diet …”Marie “as she was known to her friends in chicago not  her family …reclined in my father’s armchair ; like the wife of a wealthy merchant from Thebes. …players sailor cut adhered to her lip ….and to our utter awe  an entire pot of Philadelphia with chives slathered with a butter knife across her visage .. an exotic remedy for overdue signs of ageing.In the background a young Hurricane Higgins  stirred dormant hormones in her  recumbent state love footage of this whiskey fuelled billiard player polluted our Sunday parlour ….While as attendants to her beauty treatments we would wait to catch the accumulations of ash ,with grannies scallop shell ashtray … then as the snooker tournament drew to an end ..mother with the butter knife would scoop the cream cheese of Marie ‘s face. Plopping it back it’s plastic resealable container reminding her early of easy days in Chicago during abolition. ….


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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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