TOILET HABITS 

Mother took a fork to fathers throat .,”Maurice what the hell has happened to our toilet? !  father, for a man educated abroad, on tnis occasion seemed at a loss for words …my brothers and two sisters were swinging from a clothes dryer attached to the ceiling out of the reach of mother who despite being not diminutive was a deft hand with a broomstick …from our aerial view father resembled what I imagined the sacking of Khartoum might have resrmbled if it had been translated into a kitch sink drama by a less competent scenographer … anyway fathers adams apple was now carrying the forces of mithers fork …fathers grey eyes which had wooed many a party members during fine geal annual conferences looked desperate …grabbing mother he flung her across the room , stood up and shouted ” I may have found a way to HY BRASIL !”

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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