The original Haunted toilet

The Haunted Toilet …..Fathers fervour each sunday  at the Three patrons Cathedral  of Rathgar was not  fed  by the latin msss as delivered by monsignor Maloney  but some much darker ..fsther spiritual diet of Cattholic doctrine and a firm belief in apostolic succession meant he frequently suffered from severe compaction of his stools ..his words not my …sevrral times he was excused from teaching duties after a weekend of religious fervour ..His spiritual suffering found a locus in our downstairs toilrt where a passing member of the family on their way to the gymnadium could hear father wresting demons from the dark spaces of his alimentary canal to the recesses of a Shanks autmatic latrine …mother who practices pre christain faith  believed father was attention seeking and needed a good kick in the pants …her words not mine …

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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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