Munchausens by proxy

So sylvie  asks what is Munchausens by Proxy …..well sweet….  it was an entire generation of infants  with eye patches. Calipers  and  yellow tinted glasses … it is a mother who hates it when  you have an accident when she is not around  … it is the same mother explaining to the twisted child at the bottom of the stairs  you must never stand at thetop of the stairs in  your fathers way  just as mastermind is starting …Munchausen by Proxy  is a child cowering in a cupboard  during  Verrucca  Time  ……  a mother  calmy sowing her sons head together with brightlyy coloured thread  while  humming a fictional rhyme ” There nothing a doctor can do that mother cant do better !!!!”….and penultimately Munchausens by Proxy  is when you discover wads of cotton wool   labelled  ( in the Recovery Room )” For when they watch SUPERMAN  and start jumping off the wardrobes ……”  ultimately Munchausens by Proxy is staying at a friends house and discoverying they dont  have a ” Recovery Room ” !!!!!!!!

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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