Brrrng brrrnng brrnng !!!! Good afternoon !… Hello is that Mr ODonnell ?….. It is not !
Is it possible to speak to Mr ODonnell please ? It is not possible to speak to Mr ODonnell ? When would be a good time for us to speak to Mr ODonnell we can ring back later if that is convenient ? NEVER ….there was a silence ..excuse me ? I would rather you didnt try to contact Mr ODonnell at all if thats ok with you !……another silence ….. Would you like to speak to my supervisor?… Perhaps ?…. in a jot ..I heard the following… Hello my name is Simon what seems to be the difficulty ?…. Well it would appear you are using my time and phone to speak to a person who does not reside or even exist at this address !!!! Our records show us that it is mr ODonnell who is registered at this address …. Your records are wrong !!…. more silence … Listen Simon the reason I know all this fascinating information is because each week I recieve a call from you looking for our friend Mr ODonnell and each week I Mr OConnell tell you he does not exist …. get over it !!!!!!