Sarcasm

Brrrng brrrnng brrnng !!!!   Good afternoon !… Hello  is that Mr ODonnell ?…..  It  is not  !

Is it possible to speak  to Mr ODonnell  please  ?  It is not possible to speak to Mr ODonnell ?  When would be a good time for us to speak  to Mr ODonnell  we can ring back later if that is convenient ?   NEVER ….there was a silence ..excuse me ?    I would rather you  didnt try to contact Mr ODonnell  at all  if thats ok with you !……another silence ….. Would you like to speak to my supervisor?… Perhaps ?….  in a jot ..I heard the following… Hello  my name is Simon  what seems to be the difficulty ?…. Well it would appear you are using my time and phone  to speak to a person who does not reside  or even exist at this address  !!!!      Our records show  us that it is mr ODonnell   who is registered at this address …. Your records  are wrong !!…. more silence  … Listen  Simon   the reason I know all this fascinating information   is because each week I recieve a call  from you looking for our friend Mr  ODonnell  and each  week  I Mr OConnell  tell you he does not exist …. get over it   !!!!!!

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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