There is a your your Toilet

The toilet flush didn’t quite sound right …Our guest notoriously polite was surely cautious to not leave any matter in the pan ..”.Don’t worry” I bellowed ” I will sort it later” ….ashen face our guest returned to the table …something about the way he pushed the peas through gravy suggested all was not right…decidedly off colour and since returning from the toilet had developed a tremor, she was clearly agitated …lifting her eyes she stared at us all.stood up and pleaded..” How long has that shark been in the toilet ?”…


About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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