The Naked Bus Conductor

I, for a brief period  was a naked bus conductor , on the no 48   route that skirted Oxford st …the post was not without its complications …enthused by the prospect  of a regular income and the utter discombobulation from my mincing up and down the aisle barking Tickets please!!! The transactions themselves I will save you ….suffice to say ..there was the usual goading from elderly ladies and the myopic Greek  Cypriot gent who thought he was in a  fellini movie….. I was dismissed from the position when. it transpired  my petty cash transactions didn’t balance ……


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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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