The visit to a Dentist

​Things were no better at the dentist “Open wide …Miss oconnell???…a clerical error and a misunderstanding at the barber  made this statement obvious …Mr o’connell  finally re assigned my gender to male and began an orthodox orthodontic checkup …The sucky thing was making an awful.racket in the kitchen sorry mouth…..The oral hygienist was squinting in a most peculiar manner making my eyes water and the dentist twitch …”What’s that ?” She  demanded …”Oh  yes this your first check up with Maurice ..he has over crowding and  yes that is a wood burning stove !!!”… and we don’t use conventional orthodontics in his case …So what else can we find in there ?…


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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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