Granny Ellis

​Is that granny Ellis ?…. no that’s her sister auntie aileen…. she was part of the.paris branch of the family   ..used to babysit for Dave Brubeck  when he was on tour in Europe. ..we don’t talk to her …something to do with Gaddafi John Paul Satre and banoffi pie…not really quite sure …after 1968 she moved to Omsk  and opened a post structuralist. ..kindergarten for radicals …last I heard ….She was part of an scam  involving old ladies pretending they had been ripped off  by ladder gangs , she was  then caught cloning credit cards in the Bolton  She sent me a card from Penton ville asking me to send her some toothpaste(if you know what I mean )…sweet old duck …but she would have your eyes out between blinks ….

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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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