The Truth 

​When is it important to tell the truth ??? Always !!!!…..Brnnng Brnnng   ” hello?”…” Is that Mr OCONNELL? ” ..”.Indeed it is ! ” “Oh I hadn’t expected you to have returned from your travels yet ?.”……I was mildly off guard .”.Oh yes I had to come back my uncle won the Turing Test  ?.”….”So how did the two young ladies get on ?.”….. I was really out of my depth now …I just could not remember my foreign travel and two ladies ….luckily…. “..Well Mr OCONNELL last time we spoke you were about to escort two pageant Queens on a tour of Eastern Europe and did not expect to return til after Christmas ….I hope you don’t mind  this premature call but I have a really good deal on a Samsung galaxy tab ;that with all your travelling you might be interested in ?” ….I was upto speed now and remembered I had not been able to say NO to the sales rep last time we spoke and made my excuses ……I took a deep breadth  and began to  explain  “Well what coincidence, because as we speak I am just packing my portmanteau for a trip to Papua New Guinea; where I have been asked to wet nurse three baby sloths !!! …As you can imagine probably no 4G in the rainforest  but I do appreciate the call  bye bye bye bye “…..

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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