Toenails

​”JESUS Maurice do something about your toe nails!!! ..your scaring the children!!!!! “…fathers big toe  frrquently made unannounced appearances on sunday afternoons during a matinee..his argyll socks were no match for his virile talon … just as yul brynner was about to draw his gun  mother would rise from her high backed arm chair with  light sherry in one hand …and with much distress lobby  for my fathers toes to withdraw into the tired recesses of fathers slippers … father was under some secret agreement which meant no toe clipping was ever carried out unless it was a leap year ..

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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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