​SOLD MY FACE  on Ebay  on thursday  ..went down to Boots  chemist  got some face remover  worked a treat .then .down to the nice chaps at FEDEX   guaranteed next day delivery …last night went out on one of my now notorious dates  where she ..being Lucretia  admitted she would have liked to have met a man with a face .. laughing loudly between  courses she suggested I might get a new one before our next date …please note she said next one …


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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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