“Just so we are clear .”..(.it was one of those conversations )…I had just purchased a rather fetching pair of lapis lazuli undergarments for a gala later that day hosted by the friends of Penzance Lido ..I had been apprehended by a pedant who was unclear about the line beteeen madeup and fiction …”So what you are denying mauricio is that you ever flew in a hot air balloon across Tanzania caked in calamine lotion wearing just a sock and a long vest ? …”no I am not denying it I am just saying its not true !!” I was trying to helpful but somtimes you cant ….. ” So what about the photographs ? ” …Well I steal them of the digital superhighway and put them back up again in a different order giving the impression that ..”.. I stopped, what was the point? if they didnt believe in my lies,how could they be expected to handle the truth ?
….so I gave in ..” Okay you clever person it is in fact all a real lie ! ” ..they were so smug ” ” I knew it had to really not true in reality ” … ..I climbed slowly back inside my mechanical beetle and asked the boswain to set a course for the nearest cowpat ….