Monthly Archives: December 2014

GOOD GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?


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It was but a day before judgement day ..A visitor arrived and asked the Lord just one question “Good Lord God what have you done ?”

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The Last Supper


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Mother insisted this would be the last supper.


On the first day of Christmas


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Unexpectedly Salome arrived at my door full of festive cheer ….with the head of John the Baptist on a platter..


On the first day of Christmas b


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Unexpectedly Salome arrived at my door full of festive cheer ….with the head of John the Baptist on a platter..


A blind date


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We had  known each other for sometime …I had been invited by my colleagues at work for a meal ..partners friends were included ..we had been seated in an ante room  waiting for our table to be made ready ….”So Maurice how did you and Wendy meet ?”…Wendy squeezed my hand …I believe drink may have got the better of me  “Well I was due to be hung for Treason sometime in the late 1800s  Wendy’s face caught my eye when I was being escorted through the baying crowds ..as I was climbing up the gibbet ..I saw her once again …shortly I found the noose was drawing my last breathe and there was Wendy trying to remove my teeth”  Wendy laughed nervously “I thought he was dead !”


Bhudda may be a Big Bully


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Mr and Mrs Bhudda  had been  asked in to a special meeting with the head teacher of young bhudda’s school .” Well I have reason to believe that your son has been saying some rather unsettling things to his class mates . Most of which use  terms like  enlightment mindfulness  detachment  and his tendancy to dwell on this imagined journey he calls ” The Bardo state”….If this continues we may have to exclude him  I am truly sorry  and finally we do have a clear dress code which he has failed to comply with ? ” …


How big is God ?


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It was not my place but I did have an answer .  I stood  up  smudged eye shadow and a gravelled voice from shouting abuse at the duck in my local park …clearing my throat I waited for the indication to proceed …”I can tell you now  he is bigger than you think ..I once climbed up onto to his arm  and strolled across to his hand and I  say to you there is plenty of room for you all .. wrap up well it can be windy !”