Subjectively Transmitted Diseases

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In no way a foreigner to skin disorders and dermatological eruptions I found myself alerted to possible malaise of some importance at my local gymnasium . A polite notice was resting on my in tray on my bureau when I arrived one Sunday morning to my study .As I sipped my fine blend of Costa Rica coffee it soon became apparent the scale of disorder prevailing at my fitness emporium.
Dear patron a recent outbreak of STDs (subjectively Transmitted Diseases ) notably a virulent strain of narcissism has found us taking a preventative measure as of today . All mirrors and reflexive surfaces have been removed until further notice to avoid cross contemplation .We assume you will understand and expect all members to be adult in these difficult times ..As you are aware the “Vanity clause” in the terms and conditions of membership permits such action ..yours the management  atone leisure

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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