Muscle mary


Well it was bound to happen …in the gym  . I asked the big boys  about the weights …a whole world unfolded   5s  or 8s  depends if you want mass or tone …if you know what i mean   i quietly suggested  uptil this year it was mainly skipping and mocking people vicariously via an online  block that i did for exercise…the two main silverbacks  smiled and said  “make sure you dont tire yourself out “…fully aware i have a long way to go before i am a mary  or muscley(is there such a word)  i thanked them for there kind attention and went for a swim ….big tom was in the changing room so thought it best to avoid the unusual shower squashing that tom liked ….4 mins later  tom left so i decided to get changed ….mr main mary muscle arrived and we chatted  …it turned out he was epileptic  and had decided to take up weightlifting  to reduce his fits ….he explained with change in diet and exercise he had better control  of his seizures  ..our chat was quite civil  until i interrupted   … i was completed changed and had manouvered myself to the door.. in a my crisp south dublin accent  i declared ” thats is rather fascinating because i always thought people like you spent your time in the gym because your all great big monkeys !!”   My tourettes  has a habit of spoiling most of my civil encounters with out further ado  i ran for my life  knowing full well  this was going to be another  bit work to unravel

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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