The joy of getting the flipping quilt cover out on the washing line …in peace and quiet …the last time i was trying to hang my underpant (plural) on the line i heard a voice , i am sure not unlike that of st paul on his way to damascus …”oh he likes you to hang them properly martin !!!!! ” Cripes 1!! i thought even the messengers of god has got my name wrong …What an eternal shame if on judgement day i got turned away not based on merit but as a result of an oversight ….anyway it turned out not to be an angel but a rather ecumenical neighbour who insisted god is pleased by good hanging of clothes…. now this time i was wrestling with the wind and quilt cover ….when a voice began …Did you know the man above sorted out my broadband ……Sorry ? God does broadband? i enquired …… yes martin ! he does work in mysterious ways and on this occassion he has sorted me out with 4000 hours of free film viewing …dont you know !!1 …..I am usually quick off the mark with quips but tried a different approach …Did that include weekend calls ? ….my neighbour smiled …she turned on her heel and as she dissappeared through her gate …she shouted “You just have to ask! ” ….Lacking discipline I shouted ” Hey next time you are chatting to him can you ask him to stop hassling me when i am hanging out my washing please !
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