He has got plans for you Martin !

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The joy of getting the flipping quilt cover out on the washing line …in peace and quiet …the last time i was trying to hang my underpant  (plural)  on the line   i heard  a voice , i am sure not unlike that of st paul on his way to damascus …”oh he likes you to hang them properly martin !!!!! ” Cripes 1!! i thought even the messengers of god has got my name wrong …What an eternal shame if on judgement day  i got turned away not based on merit  but as a result of an oversight ….anyway  it turned out not to be an angel  but a rather ecumenical neighbour who insisted god is pleased  by good hanging of clothes…. now this time i was wrestling with the wind and quilt cover ….when  a voice began  …Did you know  the man above sorted out my broadband ……Sorry ?  God does broadband? i enquired  …… yes martin !  he does work in mysterious ways and on this occassion  he has sorted me out with 4000 hours of free film viewing …dont you know !!1 …..I am usually  quick off the mark with quips  but tried a different approach …Did that include  weekend calls ? ….my neighbour smiled  …she turned on her heel  and as she dissappeared through her gate …she shouted  “You just have to ask! ” ….Lacking discipline I shouted   ” Hey next time you are chatting to him can you ask  him to stop hassling me when i am hanging out my washing please !

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About mauricewoconnell

Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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