Monthly Archives: June 2013

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On the occassion of da brodders big day

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Try to resist the urge to look


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If the most tempting  things are hard to resist ….said the bus driver as he took my money …i dare you not to look…here goes  dont look at ….this …i found my eyes transfixed   ….bound ..trapped …  see i told you now go and sit down !

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The dewey system


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Memory servicez part 2


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I cant remember how long it has been since my last visitation ….i tried to explain i had missed and lost my appointment card ….the building was looking distinctly faded  and disregarded  .    ….”.you had better take a seat ..i am not even sure the your file is still active …mr  …emmm    never mind  i am sure  somebody up in recall  will recognise you .”… I got the distinct impression  that memory services a victim of its own mechanicism …my thoughtless disregard had in fact  reduced the memory services faculty  and by the looks of it  its facility   it  was becoming a distant memory of itself …   i jumped up ran out the door …..resolved to put memory services  behind me  tucked away into the recess of my cranial cavity  …..now what was i in town for  …..

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Memory servicez part 2


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I cant remember how long it has been since my last visitation ….i tried to explain i had missed and lost my appointment card ….the building was looking distinctly faded  and disregarded  .    ….”.you had better take a seat ..i am not even sure the your file is still active …mr  …emmm    never mind  i am sure  somebody up in recall  will recognise you .”… I got the distinct impression  that memory services a victim of its own mechanicism …my thoughtless disregard had in fact  reduced the memory services faculty  and by the looks of it  its facility   it  was becoming a distant memory of itself …   i jumped up ran out the door …..resolved to put memory services  behind me  tucked away into the recess of my cranial cavity  …..now what was i in town for  …..

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It was self – defence


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Under what circumstance do you punch an old lady…the magistrates eyes bore into me as a barrister …boomed this question  across courtroom 5 …. i had been advised not to respond but i  felt duty bound to explain ……standing up i reposted …when she is flinging you over her shoulder and kicking the living daylights out of you   your grace !!!!!…… this did not go  down very well …the lady inquestion …did in fact look frail and in her dotage  but last thursday  in the queque  for x80  via ivybridge  she was far from fragile ….i have a medical condition i explained as i shoved my way through the long line of superannuated …   i felt a massive wrench to my shoulder and dis overed myself flat on my back …with this harradin    wiping froth from her mouth …i jumped up and attempted to decend my self ….there seemed to be an obvious bias against me which miss understood …it was then i decided to kick her ……..later that week during my encounter session i could hear an enquiry ..”which one of you think its ok to kick grannies ? … i was still far from remorseful so my arm shot up and i burped ” I Do!!!”

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seesaw of life


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 I sit here in my triclinium with the rain dripping off the edge of my laptop….very scared with what has appeared via ebay ….as my reader who know me  realise i try to keep a lid on my most darkest and   worrisom  thoughts …. in the last months i approached an emergency services charity to ee if  i could contiribute  in some way … as the meetings cgo by i quietly make mental notes of  the various bits nad pieces of medical equipment that an organisation of this nature might need in providing  intervention and support in the broadest sense of the word ..during my most recent first aid training we had a thorough induction into “resus”   2to my surprise there was no memtion of the attached device … i am new to the group so i thought i would firstly  test it out before  suggesting i have it in my car when we go to public events and most particularily  on the occassion of seaside promenades