Brrrrng brrrng ” hello maurice your father just called he says you said you have that Rash!” .Me…”I said nothing of the sort …I asked to him stop talking about auntie eilish everytime I call and I never mentioned that Rash !!! ” Mother ” How bad is it ?” ME… “Very bad he keeps repeating himself and doesnt listen” ……Mother…”I wouldnt put gylcerine on it do you have any yoghurt ? ” Me ..”.I have plenty of yoghurt but I am not putting it on my nonexistent rash !”…….Mother “Oh is that what the doctor said ? ” Me.. ” No he said nothing !” Mother ….”Well he doesnt sound like a very good doctor to me !” Me ” He is a great doctor , I have not spoken to him in weeks “….Mother …”I thought you said he said nothing “….Me” Listen mother you rang me with a basket of nonsense supposedly from dad… there is no rash ..no doctor and no bloody yoghurt going anywhere .”….Mother..”.I thought you said you had lots of yoghurt?” …Me … “Good lord give patience!”… Mother “well maurice, you say you dont have that rash your father mentioned earlier but you do sound a bit itchy ?…
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