Brrrrng brrrng ” hello maurice  your father just called he says you said you have that Rash!” .Me…”I said nothing of the sort …I asked to him stop talking about auntie eilish everytime I call and I never mentioned that Rash !!! ”   Mother  ” How bad is it ?” ME… “Very bad he keeps repeating himself and doesnt listen” ……Mother…”I wouldnt put gylcerine on it    do you have any yoghurt ? ”   Me ..”.I have plenty of yoghurt but I am not putting  it on my nonexistent rash !”…….Mother “Oh is that what the doctor said ? ” Me.. ” No he said nothing !” Mother ….”Well  he doesnt sound like a very good doctor to me !”  Me ”  He is a great doctor , I have not spoken to him in weeks “….Mother …”I thought you said he said nothing “….Me”  Listen mother  you rang me with a basket of nonsense  supposedly from dad… there is no rash doctor  and no bloody yoghurt going anywhere .”….Mother..”.I thought you said you had lots of yoghurt?”  …Me … “Good lord  give patience!”… Mother  “well maurice,  you say you dont have that rash  your father mentioned earlier but you do sound a bit itchy ?…

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Maurice OConnell is a Creative based in Cornwall concentrating on Writing and Unique theatrical appearances.. He continues to imagine a world twice as exciting and dangerous than it could possibly ever be View all posts by mauricewoconnell

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